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Another Reddit contributor, Anoncop1, is a police officer who went on a call to the home of a man who had stabbed himself in the gut with two different pens. While waiting for the pens to be removed, the man was “happy as can be,” Anoncop1 recalls:

“Can I tell you a secret?” the man said to Anoncop1.

“Sure,” Anoncop1 replied.

“I want to push the pens in further.”

“Please don’t do that,” Anoncop1 said calmly.

“I already did,” the man replied.

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