Expect the unexpected
Another Reddit contributor, Anoncop1, is a police officer who went on a call to the home of a man who had stabbed himself in the gut with two different pens. While waiting for the pens to be removed, the man was “happy as can be,” Anoncop1 recalls:
“Can I tell you a secret?” the man said to Anoncop1.
“Sure,” Anoncop1 replied.
“I want to push the pens in further.”
“Please don’t do that,” Anoncop1 said calmly.
“I already did,” the man replied.