Biggest mess made in the store?
“Some lady dropped a gallon of milk in a line and I guess she dropped another one while she was trying to help clean it up. Those gallons make a huge mess and they are so hard to clean up.”
“One year, around Christmas, I volunteered for an overnight shift. Two employees approached me and told me they found a turd. Lo and behold, there it was. On a shelf in the health and beauty section. Either someone put their ass up on the shelf or they dropped a deuce in the aisle and picked it up and put it there.”